Sixties Music Secrets

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Jokes about Banjo Players…Cuz, Jeeze, It’s a Banjo…

Here’s this weeks section for jokes and funny story’s about musicians, experiences and all humorous things music related 60’s or other wise….
We know you have a funny bit in you, so please don’t hold back!

This week we’re focusing on Banjo players…Cuz, well, just say the word “Banjo” Now, that’s FUNNY!…

What is the difference between a Banjo player and a South American Macaw?
….One is Noisey obnoxious and loud, and the other is a BIRD!

What is the difference between a Banjo player and an “Uzi”
….An Uzi only repeats 40 times!

Whats’s the difference between a Fiddle and a Violin?
….Who cares neither is a Banjo!

How many Banjo players does it take to eat a possum?
….Two, one to eat it and one to watch for cars!

What did the Banjo player get on his SAT test?
….DROOL!

And of course; How many Banjo players does it take yo screw in a light bulb?
….Six, one to screw in the bulb, and 5 to make sure the Banjo player doesn’t hog all the light!

NOW, you must have one, let’s hear it…

November 4, 2017     10 Comments   , , , ,