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Jokes about Lead Singers !…Cuz…er, do we really need a reason?

Here’s this weeks section for jokes and funny story’s about musicians, experiences and all humorous things music related 60’s or other wise….
We know you have a funny bit in you, so please don’t hold back!

This Week we’re featuring jokes about Lead Vocalists…

….What do you call a computer that sings with great emotion?
A Dell….

….Did you hear about the Lead singer who couldn’t find a singing partner?
He had to get a duet yourself kit…..

….Why was the Soprano lead vocalist arrested?
Because he was in treble…..


“….Opera” is when the lead vocalist gets stabbed in the back, he doesn’t bleed and die, HE SINGS!…..

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….How do you know there is a Lead Singer at the door?
He can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in…

And of course…How many Soprano singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six, One to screw it in, and five to say “He can’t get that high!

Now…..Your turn. GOT ONE?

October 16, 2017     12 Comments   , ,